the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond
get to know me: [1/20 male characters] • klaus hargreeves “
You spent the last 10 hours beating me senseless and you’ve learned absolutely nothing. I mean, nobody tells me shit. The truth is, I’m the one person in that house nobody will even notice is gone. You assholes kidnapped the wrong guy!”
straight people can never understand shakespeare. straight people think the line “oh? by whom?” was supposed to be read 100% seriously without a hint of humor
i think the reason i get so irritated with tumblr now is because everyone’s always so angry and everything has to be a debate and i’m just? too old? like go play in your salt mines children and leave grandma alone